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Cruise Diary

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 10, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
    I am all packed and ready to get on the
    cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty
    dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

    DEAR DIARY ... DAY TWO
    We spent the entire day at sea. It was
    beautiful and we saw some
    whales and dolphins. What a wonderful
    vacation this has started to be. I met
    the Captain today and he seems like a very
    nice man.

    DEAR DIARY.... DAY THREE
    I spent some time in the pool today. I
    also did some shuffle boarding and hit some
    golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me
    to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored
    and we had a wonderful time. He is a very
    attractive and attentive gentleman.

    DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
    Went to the ship's casino ... did OK, won
    about $80. The Captain invited me to have
    dinner with him in his state room. We had a
    luxurious meal complete with caviar and
    champagne. He asked me to stay the night
    but I declined. I told him there was no way I
    could be unfaithful to my husband.

    DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
    Went back to the pool today and got a little
    sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar
    and spend the rest of the night listening to
    music. The captain saw me and bought me a
    couple of drinks. He really is a charming
    gentleman. He again asked me to visit him
    for the night and again I declined. He told me
    that if I didn't let him have his way with me, he
    would sink the ship. I was appalled.

    DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX
    I saved 1600 lives today.... twice.