President Bush recieves an emergency phone call from Rummy in the middle of the night at his home Crawford, Texas... Rummy: Mr President I have good new and bad news which would you hear first? Bush: the bad news. Rummy: An alien race has landed on earth they have more technology and more troops than we do.... Bush: Oh my dear lord... how can there be good news with bad news like that? Rummy: They eat democrats and piss oil Mr. President!