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Crawford, Texas

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 20, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    President Bush recieves an emergency phone call from Rummy in the middle of the night at his home Crawford, Texas...

    Rummy: Mr President I have good new and bad news which would you hear first?
    Bush: the bad news.
    Rummy: An alien race has landed on earth they have more technology and more troops than we do....
    Bush: Oh my dear lord... how can there be good news with bad news like that?
    Rummy: They eat democrats and piss oil Mr. President!