crappy nite
I left break
and then I farted
or so I thought
turns out I sharted
run in the house
I gotta go
My Colon is yelling
"Hello!"
damn these keepers
don't you know
they only work when you're gonna blow
rip off the belt
forget the smell
I key up the mic
release from hell
"10-9 traffic"
red cheeks do swell
back 10-8
and I feel great
hopefully Imodium will constipate
That about sums up my last shift...Won't eat that again.
:toilet:
You think this post is bad, you should have experienced the **** that inspired me.
and then I farted
or so I thought
turns out I sharted
run in the house
I gotta go
My Colon is yelling
"Hello!"
damn these keepers
don't you know
they only work when you're gonna blow
rip off the belt
forget the smell
I key up the mic
release from hell
"10-9 traffic"
red cheeks do swell
back 10-8
and I feel great
hopefully Imodium will constipate
That about sums up my last shift...Won't eat that again.
:toilet:
You think this post is bad, you should have experienced the **** that inspired me.
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