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Craigslist manure spreader

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by ChuteTheMall, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT INTERESTED IN USED FARM EQUIPMENT,


    BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS AD TAKEN FROM CRAIG'S LIST.


    FIFTY YEAR-OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON , DC)


    Fifty year-old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently,
    it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling stuff for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.


    Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.
     
  2. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    At least real manure is useful.
     

  3. Bullman

    Bullman Deranged Deputy

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  4. janice6

    janice6 Silver Member

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    Excellent idea.
     
  5. Lone_Wolfe

    Lone_Wolfe Sandbox Refugee CLM

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  6. digitspaw

    digitspaw RIP 08/95~09/09

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    You mean in addition to makin' tasty sammiches?

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