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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by GLOCK17DB9, Apr 20, 2012.

  1. GLOCK17DB9

    GLOCK17DB9

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    Dont know if this has been posted before but worth a revisit.


    AS THEY SAY, REVENGE IS SWEET…………

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    Read it closely folks... a good one.
    AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
    Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T.
    I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
    First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
    I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
    After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
    I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
    I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
    Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
    The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
    ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
    Thoughtfully yours,
    Semper Fi,
    Alex
     
  2. ATL Peach Girl

    ATL Peach Girl ♥Meezers♥

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    I think this is an urban legend......I have seen it posted everywhere.

    I loved the part where he says he called the guy's mother.......LOLOL!!

    That said, I think this is just fiction.......albeit, good fiction.

    Snopes.com may have something on it.
     

  3. ATL Peach Girl

    ATL Peach Girl ♥Meezers♥

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  4. silentpoet

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    Who cares if it is an urban legend or not? Do you go to snopes to check out every knock knock joke?
     
  5. TSAX

    TSAX USAF Vet

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    :rofl:, urban legend or not pretty entertaining









    :50cal:
     
  6. Folsom_Prison

    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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    :rofl:

    Real or not that was pretty good!
     
  7. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    I love knockknock jokes. I have a great one, you start.
     
  8. NJDrew1

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    Urban legend, or not, it caused beer to come out of my nose. Good job.
     
  9. Rutha73

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    If you like that, you should go to YouTube and check out "rednecks mess with wrong bull" Classic:rofl:
     
  10. truetopath

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    Made me chuckle and think ah sweet justice!!