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Cracking eggs.

Discussion in 'Okie Memorial Area' started by okie, Jan 3, 2010.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I just saw an ad on TV for a gadget called EZ cracker, they are showing people fumbling up cracking eggs, the people are making a huge mes cracking eggs and then they tel you to order the EZ cracker. You don't have to have a degree in Rocket Science to crack eggs. Unless you're disabled, it shouldn't be a big deal:dunno::rofl:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CB2MVZgt5Y
     
  2. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    If it was like $5 I'd get one. I suck at cracking eggs. haha
     
  4. Davegrave

    Davegrave Dapper Dan

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    The only thing stupider than that is the 1000's of people who see it and go...FINALY!

    :rofl:
     
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    Come on... It's worth it because for FREE they include that cool gadget that scrambles the egg inside the shell! :supergrin:
     
  6. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    Who you calling a CRACKER?

    :miff:

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  7. john58

    john58 BHO is a LIAR!

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    If you have really small hands it might be a problem.:tongueout::rofl:
     
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    FullClip NRA Benefactor CLM

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    :pjmn:Yeah Okie...I agree...if you can't crack an egg, you shouldn't be in the kitchen with sharp knifes and hot stoves!!:pjmn:

    And I admit, I'm pretty good a fishin' out those little pieces of shell that fall into the bowl when I'm making an omlet!!:supergrin:
     
  9. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    if i ever meet a person that can't handle cracking a freakin egg i will physically and forcibly remove them from my kitchen and ban them from it for life.

    it's not that difficult people you just need to be 10% smarter than the materials you're working with.
     
  10. okie

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    If the shoe fits:tongueout:
     
  11. HEMI 27

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    I had an old boss man that use to say that all the time
     
  12. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I wonder if that really works:dunno::rofl:
     
  13. paynter2

    paynter2 It ain't over Millennium Member

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    Alright smart guy (Okie)... How do your crack your eggs? Do you do it on the side of the pan (bowl) or on a flat surface??? :wavey:
     
  14. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    What's your point:shocked:
     
  15. longhair

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    Alton says-always crack eggs on a flat surface. Otherwise you run the risk of embedding shell inside the egg.
     
  16. G30SF/F-250

    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out Platinum Member

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    Okie, we must be watching the same channel; I have seen that comercial a few times today.
     
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    3rdgen40 .45 fanatic

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    Hey OKIE.....you ever see that trick to peel a hardboiled egg by blowing it out of the shell ? Just poke a small hole in each end and cup it in your hands and blow through the hole.The egg will pop out the other hole and the shell will stay in your hand, in tact.Try it...just be careful you don't launch it across the room like a grenade.:supergrin:
     
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    BEER bad example

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    my mom used to do something like that but she'd run it under the faucet.
     
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    Eating bits of shell adds fiber and builds character
     
  20. bocephus549

    bocephus549 Bo Knows.......

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    Spit on my eggs! No way!