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Crabby Wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by slabsider, Dec 20, 2006.

  1. slabsider

    slabsider CONCEAL IT !

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    Subject: The "Crabby Wife"
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
    >>>man
    >>
    >>>answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
    >>>
    >>>"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
    >>>said one trooper.
    >>>
    >>>"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
    >>>
    >>>The troopers looked at each other.
    >>>
    >>>One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
    >>>news. Which do you want to hear first?
    >>>
    >>>"Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
    >>>first."
    >>>
    >>>The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
    >>>your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
    >>>
    >>>"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the
    >>>good
    >>
    >>>news?"
    >>>
    >>>The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty- five
    >>>pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
    >>>great
    >>
    >>>news?"
    >>>
    >>>The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
    >>>
    >>>
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    >>
    >>
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