Crab Trap

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  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Aug 20, 2000
    Colluder in Cahoots
    The day after a woman lost her husband in a scuba diving accident, she was
    greeted by two grim-faced policemen at her door. "We're sorry to call on
    you at this hour, Mrs. Watkins, but we have some information about your

    "Please! Tell me," the woman said.

    The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really
    great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

    Fearing the worst, Mrs. Watkins said, "Oh, give me the bad news first."

    So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you, ma'am, but this morning we
    found your husband's body in San Francisco Bay."

    "Oh my god!" said Mrs. Watkins, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering
    what the policeman had said, she asked, "What's the good news?"

    "Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled him up he had two five
    lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on him."

    "If that's the good news than what's the great news?" Mrs. Watkins

    The policeman said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow morning."