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Cowboys and Indians

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by deputydawg558, Jun 28, 2002.

  1. deputydawg558

    deputydawg558

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    Three men are sittin' on a bench. One's a TEXAN wearing a stetson, one's a MUSLIM wearing a turban, and the last an INDIAN with an eagle feather woven in his hair.

    The INDIAN is rather glum and says, "Once my people were many, but now we are few."

    The MUSLIM puffs up and says, "Once my people were few, and now we are many millions."

    The TEXAN adjusts his hat, finishes rolling a smoke, leans back in his chair and drawls, "That's cause we ain't played COWBOYS and MUSLIMS yet!!"

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    Tristan Awwwww.........

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    That's f'n hillarious! ;0)
     
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    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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    Hahaha.....