A redneck cowboy rides into town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and and dog under the shade of a tree. The redneck cowboy goes into the bar for a nice cool beer. About twenty minutes later a policeman comes into the bar amd asks who owns the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy tells him that it is his. The policeman say's; your dog is in heat!" The redneck cowboy answers. "No way that dogs in heat, he's cool, cause he is tied under the shade of the tree." The policeman says. "No, you don't understand, your dog needs to be bred." The redneck cowboy shakes his head and says. "No way that dogs needs bread, he;s not hungry, I gave him beef jerky this morning." The policeman finally gets mad and says. "Look your dog needs wants to have sex. The redneck cowboy looks at him snd says "Go ahead, I always wanted a police- dog"