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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 1, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A redneck cowboy rides into town on a hot blistering day riding his
    horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and and dog under the
    shade of a tree. The redneck cowboy goes into the bar for a nice cool
    beer.

    About twenty minutes later a policeman comes into the bar amd asks who
    owns the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy tells him that it
    is his. The policeman say's; your dog is in heat!"

    The redneck cowboy answers. "No way that dogs in heat, he's cool, cause
    he is tied under the shade of the tree." The policeman says. "No, you
    don't understand, your dog needs to be bred."

    The redneck cowboy shakes his head and says. "No way that dogs needs
    bread, he;s not hungry, I gave him beef jerky this morning." The
    policeman finally gets mad and says. "Look your dog needs wants to have
    sex.

    The redneck cowboy looks at him snd says "Go ahead, I always wanted a
    police- dog"