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Cowboy Reincarnation

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 1, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    "What does reincarnation mean?"
    A cowpoke asked his friend.
    His pal replied, "It happens when
    Yer life has reached its end.
    They comb yer hair, and warsh yer neck,
    And clean yer fingernails,
    And lay you in a padded box
    Away from life's travails.

    "The box and you goes in a hole,
    That's been dug into the ground.
    Reincarnation starts in when
    Yore planted 'neath a mound.
    Them clods melt down, just like yer box,
    And you who is inside.
    And then yore just beginnin' on
    Yer transformation ride.

    "In a while the grass'll grow
    Upon yer rendered mound.
    Till some day on yer flattened grave
    A lonely flower is found.
    "And say a hoss should wander by
    And graze upon this flower
    That once wuz you, but now's become
    Yer vegetative bower.

    "The posey that the hoss done ate
    Up, with his other feed,
    Makes bone, and fat, and muscle
    Essential to the steed.
    But some is left that he can't use
    And so it passes through,
    And finally lays upon the ground
    this thing, that once wuz you.

    "Then say, by chance, I wanders by
    And sees this upon the ground,
    And I ponders, and I wonders at,
    This object that I found.
    I thinks of reincarnation,
    Of life and death, and such,
    And come away concludin': Slim,
    You ain't changed, all that much."
     
  2. FireGuy

    FireGuy Into The Breach CLM

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    Gee - I'd bet that if you search the net, you could find Michael Martin Murphy singing that...;f