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Cowboy and the Preacher

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 9, 2004.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A pompous evangelical minister was seated next to a cowboy in first class
    on a flight to Texas.

    After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked
    for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The
    flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

    He replied in disgust: "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
    than let liquor touch my lips."

    The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said: "Me too.
    I didn't know we had a choice.