COVID testing conspiracy

Discussion in 'Covid-19 News/Info' started by clancy, Jun 16, 2020.

  1. clancy

    clancy Oh, for a muse of fire

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    I just learned, from a rotten toothed, antigovernment hillbilly that COVID swab testing is a government plot to inject a microchip so the government can not only follow our every move, but record what we say, think, and read.

    I don't know about anyone else here who has been given the swab test, but the government is going to be very bored tracking me.
     
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  2. Liftedpsd2010

    Liftedpsd2010

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    Well **** my wife just got her 8th swab. Wonder why they need 8 microchips up there?


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  3. Vic Rattlehead

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    ...they heard you were a GlockTalk’er.
     
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  4. vote Republican

    vote Republican White and nerdy Silver Member

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    Did you ask him if he has a cell phone? It already does all that ;)

    Anyways, that would be some kind of miracle device. My cell phone battery is fairly thin, but a few inches wide & tall, and lasts a day or 2. The microchip battery would be what, 1/1000th the size of my phone, or less? I know it doesn't have to power a big screen, but it would need GPS, a microprocessor, and transmitter at least. How long would that battery last?
     
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  5. rock_castle

    rock_castle Enjoys liberal temper tantrums & hissy fits

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    Are they oral swabs or rectal?
     
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  6. Liftedpsd2010

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    Lol that might be it. Wishing she would hurry up and test negative so I can go back to work haha.


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  7. racerford

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    You are way out of touch. It is powered by the human body. Did you not see the Matrix, humans are nothing but power sources.we convert chemicals to energy. Power was the easy part. Short range transmission to the Internet Of Things. If you are out of range it transmits when you hit the net. GPS almost not needed, you are traced by where you connect to the net, close enough for their needs. Within a few years the chips won’t be needed. Facial and gait recognition. Do not watch Person of Interest, it is a documentary of old technology, pretending to be a crime drama. Minority Report was silly, no need for precogs when you have A.I..
     
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    What an idiot. Everyone knows it's the coming vaccines that will have the tracking chips.

    Don't we already have nearly 100% tracking anyway? They're called mobile phones.
     
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  9. M2 Carbine

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    That's what I think to.
     
  10. First shot

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    I think I know the guy you talked with...He’s a good friend of mine’s cousin...small world ain’t it....
     
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    Duane Barry, was it?
     
  12. vote Republican

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    Ah, so now we've added storage, storage controller & interface to the tracker... I'm guessing we're at least pea sized so far.

    Powered by the human body? External power interface, voltage regulators, transformer... bigger still. Probably not fitting on the tip of a nasal swab now ;)
     
  13. JohnH

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    Here’s how it can work for the time being:

    http://news.mit.edu/2019/storing-vaccine-history-skin-1218

    “To create an “on-patient,” decentralized medical record, the researchers developed a new type of copper-based quantum dots, which emit light in the near-infrared spectrum. The dots are only about 4 nanometers in diameter, but they are encapsulated in biocompatible microparticles that form spheres about 20 microns in diameter. This encapsulation allows the dye to remain in place, under the skin, after being injected.”
     
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    Off the subject VR. We had a guy at work test positive for covid. I had talked to him for a couple minutes about five days ago. No mask. I feel fine but wanted a test, my medical provider said they are not testing unless you have symptoms. They sent four guys home for the week that had contact with him for more than fifteen minutes. I’m healthy, in my fifties. What do you think my odds are for having it?
     
  15. Paul53

    Paul53 You local friendly Skynet dealer

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    What's your pleasure?
     
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    It is coming out that time and distance are determine factors, like with radiation. Exposure >30 minutes in close proximity carries great probability of transmission than <20 minutes at same distance or >30 minutes at 6-10’.
     
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    If they get too bored then they will assign you a citizen-value score of zero. The local citizen compel-and-enforce protocol will automatically notify your neighbors and mandate that they and anyone that you associate with picket you, heckle you or disassociate themselves from you as you perform your normal daily tasks.

    You will immediately be given a pay reduction at work until your score improves.

    Until your citizen-value score increases, meaning your stealth-implanted microchip reads that you are getting at least 10,000 steps per day, your heart rate stays over 135 beats-per-minute for longer than 30 minutes per day, you have paid any reparation fees to the central grievance council, you have every vaccine recommended by the health authorities, have at least 20% of your gross annual income in high-interest debt and are current on all of your high-interest debt payments and are current on all local existence taxes then your citizen-value score will remain at zero.

    Failure to correct these conditions and improve your score will result in internment in the local citizen guidance centers; further failure will result in termination of your citizen existence contract and cremation.

    Have a nice day.
     
  18. rainman33

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    Well, if they are implanting microchips then the other 7 seven times are the times your wife has cheated on you.
    I’m sorry this revelation had to happen like this.
     
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    mac66 Huge Member Millennium Member

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    How close were you to him? If he was breathing on you, you probably got it.

    The county I live in just announced free testing for anybody whether you have symptoms or not. Just make an appointment, drive up, they do a swab and you're good to go. I guess they are trying to figure out the number of people who are asymptomatic i.e, got the virus but no symptoms.
     
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  20. Liftedpsd2010

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    Haha well just got the results yesterday and she’s finally negative haha.


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