Well, Verizon DID send me a - and I always love this - a "VZW FREE MSG:" text reminding me that my service is scheduled for interruption If I don't make a payment within 24hrs. Oh, the irony... Hmmm... Ok. Two options to go with response to these texts: 1. Response No. 1 - I'm not a dumba$$, people! This is NOT a "FREE MSG" that I am sending to YOU. In fact, I pay quite a bit of coin to have to remind you people that I KNOW YOUR "FREE MSG" AIN'T FREE! 2. Response No. 2 - While I appreciate your concerns for my health - after all, I do only order MSG Free Chinese food - but please send me my fortune cookies, 'cause y'all ALWAYS forget to include them. And by the way, I thought I ordered an Egg Roll, too. Whiskey Tango Falsemath??