COVID-19, something big coming on Tues, Apr 7th

Discussion in 'Covid-19 News/Info' started by Qman2, Apr 3, 2020.

  1. Mongo444

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    Well, Verizon DID send me a - and I always love this - a "VZW FREE MSG:" text reminding me that my service is scheduled for interruption If I don't make a payment within 24hrs. Oh, the irony...

    Hmmm... Ok. Two options to go with response to these texts:

    1. Response No. 1 - I'm not a dumba$$, people! This is NOT a "FREE MSG" that I am sending to YOU. In fact, I pay quite a bit of coin to have to remind you people that I KNOW YOUR "FREE MSG" AIN'T FREE!

    2. Response No. 2 - While I appreciate your concerns for my health - after all, I do only order MSG Free Chinese food - but please send me my fortune cookies, 'cause y'all ALWAYS forget to include them. And by the way, I thought I ordered an Egg Roll, too. Whiskey Tango Falsemath??
     
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    Colt M-4 AK-74 Silver Member

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    And 172 emails to buy ammo, guns and restock on condoms.And some assorted sexual material from "Covid Island" a new survivor game show.with 20 pretty gals, one Gal has it, By the end of 20 weeks everybody is in a Body bag.

    ya get Pizza Hut for one year as grand prize if you make it off the island. 800px-ESO-L__Cal%C3%A7ada_-_Pluto_%28by%29.jpg
     
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    At exactly 3 pm on 4-7-2020, I released the greatest fart that I have ever dealt out. I broadcast it globally with my Verizon phone.
    Prophecy fulfilled!!!!!
     
  5. Westexas

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    Good news, humans. The Galactic Union will not be invading your planet today.

    You humans are too screwed up and way too much trouble.

    Have a nice day.
     
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  8. DocCasualty

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    rock_castle All Lives Matter

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    Colt M-4 AK-74 Silver Member

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    So what's the word OP? Can we trust you ever again for relaying us important information?
     
  12. TheDreadnought

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    This.
     
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  13. Sdasaro

    Sdasaro Not from my cold dead clutching hands

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    Really? I'm ready. LOL
     
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    Well, it is not all a bust. Riding out for Tacos cuz you know, it is Tuesday.
     
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    ScotchWhisky HEMIs, guns, and booze

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    Found about 20 of those covers in a drawer I was cleaning out the other day, I've never used em.

    Careful what we wish for.
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    snerd Horselover Fat

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    I forgot to include his assistant.........


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    If that mask can double as a muzzle to shut that annoying POS up, I'll go offer my full support for it!
    Breathe in though nose, nothing out the mouth!
     
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  19. Intolerant

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    Its almost midnight, time is running out the clock here....


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