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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 12, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my
    ex-wife any money."

    Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
     
  2. okie

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    A husband said to his wife
    "Get your coat on love, it's time to go to the pub."
    She replied "But you NEVER take me out."
    "I'm not," said the husband,
    "but I'm turning the heating off before I go."