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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 21, 2003.

  1. okie

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    In a trial, a small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. A
    grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked;
    "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
    She responded, "Why, yes I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were
    a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on
    your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything
    more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
    The lawyer was stunned.
    Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
    She again replied, "Why yes, I do, I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.
    He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship
    with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he
    cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him."
    The defense attorney almost died!
    At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to silence, called both counselors to the bench, and in a very quite voice said, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt."