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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockG23, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. glockG23

    glockG23

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    A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab.

    Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just see you swallow something?"

    "Yep, that was my birth control pill." said the driver.

    "Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman.

    "Yep, cause when I saw your lights come on, I knew I was ph*cked."