Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 8, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming
    fourth wedding.
    "Father," she said, "How am I going to tell my husband that I am still
    a virgin?" "My
    child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that
    cannot be," he replied.
    "Well Father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted
    to do was talk. The
    next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it
    tomorrow. The last one was
    a gynecologist and all he did was look at it. But this time, Father,
    I'm marrying a lawyer,
    so I'm sure I'm going to get screwed this time!"