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Cough!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by VonFatman, Oct 25, 2002.

  1. VonFatman

    VonFatman

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    The owner of a drug store walks in to find
    a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
    The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that
    guy over there by the wall?"
    The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here
    this morning to get something for his cough.
    I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him
    an entire bottle of laxatives."
    The owner screams, "You idiot! You can't treat
    a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
    The clerk calmly replies, "Sure you can! Look
    at him; he's afraid to cough!"

    ;f ;f ;f