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Costas Calls for Alcohol Ban

Discussion in 'Political Issues' started by fortyofforty, Dec 9, 2012.

  1. fortyofforty

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    After Dallas Cowboys practice squad Linebacker Jerry Brown was killed in an apparent alcohol-related driving accident, noted sportscaster Bob Costas called for a complete ban on alcohol. Costas said, "What I am talking about here is an alcohol culture. If Josh Brent and Jerry Brown did not have access to alcohol, if Brent did not apparently drive impaired, Brown would be alive today. It's time we got rid of alcohol. If that doesn’t work, we might have to get rid of automobiles, then, or maybe limit them to a 30 miles-per-hour top speed. It’s the only way. If it saves only one life, isn’t it worth it?" Costas, who lives in an upscale neighborhood with an extremely low crime rate, could not be reached for comment.

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    I knew this was coming.:rofl:
     

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    TheExplorer...I like your avatar.