Coronavirus haiku (submit yours)

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  1. Grabbrass

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    (5-7-5 syllables. Rhyming is not a goal.)

    U.P.S. brings it
    I don't touch it for two days
    Social distancing.


    In nineteen eighty
    Don't Stand So Close To Me was
    Just a dumb pop song.


    It came from China
    Like most things do nowadays
    Cheap is infectious.
     
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  2. pittpa

    pittpa What did I come in here for?

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    too many virus threads
    forget coronavirus
    let's talk about guns
     
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    pittpa cannot count
    five seven five syllables
    it's a rainy day
     
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    Oldschooltube Flux Capacitor Technician

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    I will not write one
    Haiku is a pointless thing
    Reject the haiku
     
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    April fools day rant
    Stay inside we don't get
    In the end we win
     
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    redrick

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    Coronavirus
    Doctors say it will kill you
    Maybe it will not
     
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    So bored sitting home
    Almost ran out of TP
    Oh well good bye socks
     
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    Hey I just farted
    Must go change my underpants
    It was not a fart
     
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    The Chinese Virus
    Because It Cam From China
    But...Orange Man Bad
     
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    00.gif
     
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    Lt. Donn PSO Survivor. currently in NW Georgia

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    Like a good neighbor...stay over there....sung to the Allstate jingle melody
     
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    How do I love thee?
    Let me count the ways. What tha?
    Oh, I just sharted.
     
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    The virus won't last
    but let's hope our freedoms will
    under Joe Biden
     
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    A few days ago on the radio I heard a cover of the Beatles done as "You Gotta Wash Your Hands."
     
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    Democrats are fools.
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    Democrats are fools.
     
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    Bastards
     
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    Here I sit, broken-
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    farted myself. Oops.
     
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    Can use social distancing
    As handy excuse
    For why people stay away
     
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