Recently we've had some boobs tell us that calling 911 is a waste of time because the cops are always far away, doing something else. I got to thinking about some of the 'URGENT' 911 calls that I've heard go out in just the past few days. I'll bet a lot of you have some good ones too. a) Kids threw an empty plastic soda bottle at my door. b) My 6 year old won't behave. c) FedEx lost my package. (they lost one of mine too, but I didn't call 911) d) The man at the emissions inspection was rude to me. e) The hotel clerk was rude, and I want a report so I can sue. (We got a lot of rude people around here.) This was just during the last two weeks... and only the ones I can recall on my shift. So, when the GNG types whine about not getting fast service while they are being robbed/raped/murdered/etc, just remind them that their neighbors are calling 911 for things like this.