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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Roddy, Nov 1, 2004.

  1. Roddy

    Roddy

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    A lot of people think they have no control over the world around them. Not me, I can make things happen all the time. For instance,


    I can wait twenty minutes for the bus and made it instantly appear simply by lighting a cigarette or deciding to walk.

    I can make the temperature drop by not wearing a jacket. I can also make the temperature rise by wearing a jacket.

    I can screw something up by telling someone I'm not going to. Also applies to breaking things.

    I can find something I've lost as soon as I buy a new one.

    I can make something go on sale by buying it at the regular price. Can also ensure something will quickly become obsolete by buying it.

    I can make someone who has no interest in me look at me by picking my nose.

    I can be sure the manager will be in at work by being late that day.

    I can be by myself all day but know as soon as I fart someone will come over and talk to me.


    Does anyone else have any special powers?
     
  2. milkdud

    milkdud

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    and i thought I was the only one who had special powers!;f