A lot of people think they have no control over the world around them. Not me, I can make things happen all the time. For instance, I can wait twenty minutes for the bus and made it instantly appear simply by lighting a cigarette or deciding to walk. I can make the temperature drop by not wearing a jacket. I can also make the temperature rise by wearing a jacket. I can screw something up by telling someone I'm not going to. Also applies to breaking things. I can find something I've lost as soon as I buy a new one. I can make something go on sale by buying it at the regular price. Can also ensure something will quickly become obsolete by buying it. I can make someone who has no interest in me look at me by picking my nose. I can be sure the manager will be in at work by being late that day. I can be by myself all day but know as soon as I fart someone will come over and talk to me. Does anyone else have any special powers?