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constipated

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 18, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."

    The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."

    The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him right on the butt with a baseball bat, CRACK... and then sends him into the bathroom.

    He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation ?"

    The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."
     
  2. xcrewman

    xcrewman Desk Jockey

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    CCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK;a
     

  3. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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    there goes my beer all over the keyboard! LOL