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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 17, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Confucious say...

    All who fly upside-down have crack up.

    He who stand on toilet high on pot.

    Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
     
  2. onemilmhz

    onemilmhz Ten Ninety Five

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    Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
     

  3. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    confucious also say:

    Rape impossible, for tis known: Woman can run faster with up than man can run with pants down.
     
  4. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    dammit, I left out dress