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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 17, 2003.

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  1. Sep 17, 2003 #1
    okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Confucious say...

    All who fly upside-down have crack up.

    He who stand on toilet high on pot.

    Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
     
    okie, Sep 17, 2003
    okie, Sep 17, 2003
  3. Sep 17, 2003 #2
    onemilmhz

    onemilmhz Ten Ninety Five

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    Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
     
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    Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    confucious also say:

    Rape impossible, for tis known: Woman can run faster with up than man can run with pants down.
     
    Bill Powell, Sep 17, 2003
    Bill Powell, Sep 17, 2003
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    Bill Powell

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    dammit, I left out dress
     
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