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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 3, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest, "I had
    an affair with a woman... almost." The priest says, "What do you
    mean almost?" The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed
    together but then I stopped."

    The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
    You're not to go near that woman again, now say five Hail Marys and
    put $50 in the donation box."

    The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then
    walks over to the dontation box. He pauses for a moment and then
    starts to leave. The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs
    over to him and says, "I saw that, you didn't put any money in the
    donation box!"

    The man replied, "Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said
    it was the same as putting it in!"
     
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