Confession

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    Melvin comes to confession. "Father," he said, forgive
    me for I have sinned."
    The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
    "I lusted," Melvin replied.
    "Tell me about it," the priest said.
    Melvin then related his story. "Father, I'm a
    deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making a delivery
    in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the
    bell, the door opened and there stood the most
    beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde
    hair and eyes like emeralds. She was dressed in a
    sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure.
    And, she asked seductively if I would like to come in."
    "And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
    "Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh,
    how I lusted," replied the man.
    "Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You
    will get your reward in heaven, my son."
    "A reward, father? What do you think my reward might
    be?" Melvin asked.
    The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate,...you
    dumb ass."