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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 14, 2002.

  1. okie

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    The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the
    priest would hear his confession.
    "Of course, my son," said the priest.
    "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman
    knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her
    in my attic, and they never found her."
    "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to
    confess," said the priest.
    "It's worse, Father. I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for
    rent of the attic by giving me a little nookie now and then", continued
    the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large
    risk -- you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans
    had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will
    balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
    "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I
    ask another question?"
    "Of course, my son," said the priest.
    The old man asked, "Do I have to tell her that the war is over?"
     
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