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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 19, 2005.

  1. okie

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    The neighborhood symphony was rehearsing, and the conductor, a man with illusions of grandeur which far outstripped his talents, was berating the musicians for their sloth. Of particular disgust to him was the performance of the drummer. No matter how he tried, he couldn't quite get the part right.
    "You know what happens to musicians who can't master their chosen instrument?" sneered the would-be-maestro...."They're given two sticks of wood and become drummers!"
    "And when they're unable to master that, one stick is taken away from them and they become conductors!" came a voice from the percussion section..........