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Conditions of Parole

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 16, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back
    to school and finish grade five. This is Mike's Ebonics
    homework vocabulary assignment. He must use each new word in
    a sentence.

    1. Catacomb
    I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody
    get that cat a comb.

    2. Foreclose
    If I pay alimony today, I got no money fore close.

    3. Rectum
    I had two Cadillac's, but my witch rectum.

    4. Disappointment
    My parole officer tol' me if I miss dis appointment, they
    gonna send me back to the joint.

    5. Israel
    Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
    He say, "Bullcrap! Is real."

    6. Undermine
    There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

    7. Acoustic
    When I was little, my uncle bought me a coustic and took me
    to the pool hall.

    8. Iraq
    When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, "I rack, you
    break."

    9. Stain
    My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
    stain for dinner?"

    10. Fortify
    I axed this ho on da street, "how much?"
    She say, "Forti fy."
     
  2. vafish

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    Did you hear that they tried to have a Miss Ebonics beauty pagent. But they could only get 49 contestants. None of them wanted to wear the banner that said "IDAHO"
     

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    okie GT Mayor

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    ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;a
     
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