computer joke

Discussion in 'Tech Talk' started by David_G17, Oct 10, 2004.

  1. David_G17

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    Oct 7, 2002
    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about
    who was better at using computers. They had been
    going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all
    the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going
    to set up a test which will take two hours and it will
    judge who does the better job."

    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed

    They moused.

    They did spreadsheets.

    They wrote reports.

    They sent faxes.

    They sent e-mails.

    They sent out e-mails with attachments.

    They downloaded.

    They did some genealogy reports.

    They made cards.

    They did every known job.

    But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning
    suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the
    rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off.

    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every
    curse word known in the underworld.

    Jesus just sighed.

    The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of
    them restarted their computers. Satan started
    searching, frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all
    gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his
    files from the past two hours.

    Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait!
    He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

    God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."