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Comprehending Engineers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 26, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

    The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
    The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"
    The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him."
    [dramatic pause]
    "Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
    The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters."
    "They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment.
    The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
    The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
    The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
     
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    A tech, a salesman, and an engineer were travleing out of town to a meeting in a company car.

    They had a flat tire 10 miles from the meeting and got out to look at the problem.



    The tech wanted to swap the spare and go on,



    The salesman wanted to order another car...








    ...and the engineer wanted to call other engineers and see if any of the other cars exhibited this problem!

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