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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 23, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
    After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
    Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
    "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
    "Hey, wait a minute!" Harold interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."