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Complaint dept

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 3, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I saw a sign once in an old hardware store that said:

    "Our Complaint Department is managed by Helen Waite. If you have a complaint go to Helen Waite."

    I've since seen it with the Credit Department being managed by Helen as well.
     

  3. m2hmghb

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    My old gun shop had a complaint department. One was a hand grenade mounted on a plank with a number tied to the ring. It said "please take number for customer service" He also had a jar with black sand in it that said "ashes of problem customers"