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Comparing sexual techniques

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Sporaticus, Jun 23, 2003.

  1. Sporaticus

    Sporaticus Aw sheet main

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    The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."

    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze
    love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

    The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin ceiling."
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    SoDFW Jason Slow Hillbilly

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    That one's gonna be hard to beat on Thursday Okie. ;f
     
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    ATL Peach Girl ♥Meezers♥

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    OMG!!!! Does that happen in these parts??? ;f ;a