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Community Service

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by commander, Jul 25, 2003.

  1. commander

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    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the haircut
    he asks the barber about his bill.

    "I'm sorry; I can't accept money from you. I'm doing community
    service this week."

    The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there's a
    thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

    Later a policeman comes in for a haircut, he also goes to pay the
    barber and the barber replies: "I'm sorry I can't accept money from
    you. I'm doing community service this week."

    The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there's a
    thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

    A Democrat comes for a hair cut and when he asks the barber what he
    owes, the barber replies: "I'm sorry I can't accept money from you.
    I'm doing community service this week."

    The Democrat is very happy and leaves.

    The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, a dozen
    Democrats are lined up waiting for a free haircut.