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Community Service

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by YosemiteSam357, Oct 29, 2002.

  1. YosemiteSam357

    YosemiteSam357 Revolver Zen

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    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
    asks the barber about his bill. "I am sorry, I cannot accept money
    from you I am doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

    Later a Cop comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber
    and the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you.
    I am doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

    A Democrat comes for a hair cut and when he asks the barber what he owes, the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I am doing, community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, two dozen Democrats are lined up waiting for a free haircut.
     
  2. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    AND 30 more democrats wanting a refund for haircuts they claim to have paid for. The fact that he has never seen them before doesn't matter. PLUS there are 10 lawyers sueing on behalf of clients that didn't know he was doing free haircuts.