Many of us 50 and older are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting, and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to the fashions that the designers inflict upon the world. So here are the results of a study of the situation. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and a bald spot 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirt and support stockings 5. Ankle bracelet and corn plasters 6. Speedo bathing suit and a beer belly 7. Belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned shirt and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirt and a midriff bulge 10. A bikini and incontinence protection 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. In-line skates and a walker 13. Tattoos and wrinkles and liver spots 14. Tube tops and stretch marks Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.Thank you for your cooperation. Keep America beautiful!!!