Coming Home from Mexico

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  1. DannyB

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    A guy traveling
    >>>> > through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his
    >>>> > identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to
    >>>> > make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent
    >>>> > at the border.
    >>>> >
    >>>> >
    >>>> > "May I see
    >>>> > your identification, please?" asked the
    >>>> > agent.
    >>>> >
    >>>> >
    >>>> > "I'm
    >>>> > sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > "Sure
    >>>> > buddy, I hear that every day. No I.D., no entry,"
    >>>> > said the agent.
    >>>> >
    >>>> >
    >>>> > "Look, I
    >>>> > can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I
    >>>> > have a picture of Ronald Reagan
    >>>> > tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the
    >>>> > other."
    >>>> >
    >>>> >
    >>>> > "This I
    >>>> > gotta see," replied the agent.
    >>>> >
    >>>> >
    >>>> > With that, the
    >>>> > guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his
    >>>> > behind.
    >>>> >
    >>>> >
    >>>> > "By golly,
    >>>> > you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a
    >>>> > safe trip back to Chicago."
    >>>> >
    >>>> >
    >>>> > "Thanks!"
    >>>> > he said, "but how did you know I was from
    >>>> > Chicago?"
    >>>> >
    >>>> >
    >>>> > The agent
    >>>> > replied, "I recognized Obama in the
    >>>> > middle."