While sitting on a prisoner at the hospital, I texted a friend of mine and asked how her day was going. This was her reply: "Thankfully I have not had to search anyone covered in their own urine so far tonight. However the night is young." Followed by this: "How was your day? Oh it was good. I didn't have to touch pee!" It's kind of funny what qualifies as a "good day" in this line of work!