Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 26, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    There was a man who worked in an office, a very casual atmosphere...he was middle management, rather quiet, and nearly bald....
    A coworker, the loudmouth of the group, was constantly kidding others about their shortcomings, and a lot of resentment was bubbling at times, but no one could shut him up.
    Finally, one day at the lunch table, the jokester came past the bald fellow, rubbed his open palms all over the nearly hairless one's scalp, and proclaimed loudly, "God DAMN! That feels just like my wife's ***!"
    The bald guy dropped his fork, ran both hands over his head in mock surprise, and said even louder, "By God, you're RIGHT! It DOES feel JUST LIKE your wife's ***!"