Come on Wusses

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Eric, Sep 17, 2015.

  1. Eric

    Eric Big Giant Head CLM

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    Which one of you think you could defeat me at a syrup drinking contest, (asSeen In) SuperTroopers? I think I could kick ass on all of you *******, including you Canuck lumps.
     
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    What are some improbable, irresponsible, possibly dangerous, definitely pointless contests at which you think you could walk away with a victory?
     

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    I couldn't do it. I'd probably get half way through and vomit. I barely put syrup on my pancakes or waffles on the rare occasion I do.
     
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    I've done the cinnamon challenge. I love the spice but it is brutal. Oddly it gave me incredible and vivid dreams that night. Never again.
     
  5. OldSchool64

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    If it's pointless it's not worthy of my time :tongueout:

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    And before ya even think about calling me "chicken"..... they've all regretted it. :wavey:
     
  6. Eric

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    How about a paintball gun shoot off where the distance is fifteen feet and the only acceptable target is your opponent's left nipple. A person can lose by missing three cosecutive nipple shots, or my either oponent calls uncle.

    So, do we have anyone the bads for a fame of Bull!'s Nerps,naps I believe we will call it preliminarily? (No frozen paintballs, no heated liquids I paintballs, no pepper spray balls, no sort of shrapnel in paintballs, no caustic sunsptances in paintballs and nothing living may be placed in paint balls. )

    Any takers?
     
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    Take on the Pointersaurus. Gather your friends.
     
  8. OldSchool64

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    It's not pointless anymore.... :rofl:
     
  9. JustMelissa

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    Women don't ever think of this kind of stuff.. aww hell nooo!
     
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    I'll challenge you to a dog catching and driving contest ...


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    I keep bacon in my pocket. Prolly not gonna help...
     
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    According to my wife, my neighbors and my doctor, nobody puts away as much sugar as I do in a day and lives this long to tell about it. No, I don't have high blood sugar, but they tell me I should.

    I fill my plate with syrup and add a touch of pancakes for flavor. I have many different flavors of syrup in the fridge because I like variety.

    A few minutes ago I finished off two pieces of Pumpkin Pie and a 30+ ounce Ice Cream float as a bedtime snack. I may have a Pearson's Salted Nut Roll candy bar for a night cap. I buy them by the box.

    I saw Bacon mentioned. Two days ago I baked 3 lbs. of Bacon in the oven and it's gone now.

    Nobody can beat me for eating trash and still living. I tell the neighbor when I want to lose weight I quit eating the healthy foods so I can continue on the sugar/fat/salt. I will take a lie detector test for the truth of my claims.

    With the amount of preservatives in my system, I am going to live forever.
     
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    Uh huh. I'm sure THAT's why you keep the bacon in the backpocket though, right? The lubricating properties were just an unexpected benefit, right? :banana::banana::banana:
     
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    You go first. :supergrin:
     
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    I go first.:supergrin:
     
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    23 White Castle burgers is my best. Top that.
     
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    competition on skateboard, with wrist rocket, ammo is paintballs.

    current champ, will take you all down.
     
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    I'm a world class fart lighter. Doubt you'd be much competition.
     
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