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Come back lines

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 23, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
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    Muskogee Ok.
    Man: I know how to please a woman.
    Woman: Then please leave me alone.

    Man: I want to give myself to you.
    Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

    Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
    Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

    Man: You look like a dream.
    Woman: Go back to sleep.

    Man: I can tell that you want me.
    Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

    Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

    Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
    Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.