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Colonoscopy Humor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 13, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    COLONOSCOPY HUMOR



    A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made

    while he was performing colonoscopies:



    "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."



    "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"



    "Can you hear me NOW?"



    "Oh boy that was sphincterrific!"



    "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"



    "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."



    "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"



    "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the

    Hokey Pokey...."



    "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"



    "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"



    "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."



    "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"



    "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in

    fact, up there?"
     
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