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college or not?"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 11, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two fathers at the club were discussing the daughters in their respective families. "What do you think," said one. "Should I send my daughter to college or not?"

    "Well, I'll tell you my experience. It may help you to decide. It cost me six thousand dollars a year to send Penelope to college, and it took her four years to capture a husband.

    I spent three hundred to send Alice to the beach for three weeks, and she came home married. I recommend the beach."
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Six grand a year for college??? I think that joke needs updating. LOL
     

  3. okie

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    Yes you are right;f