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College freshmen

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 16, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.

    "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

    "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

    "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

    "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

    The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."