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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 22, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A cop walks down the Santa Monica pier.
    He suddenly hears a man screaming:

    "HELP! HELP ME! I CAN'T SWIM! I CAN'T SWIM."

    The officer looks down the pier and sees
    The man struggling in the water,

    "Well that's a good thing sir, cause you're
    Not allowed to swim here."