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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Three Cold Eskimos!

    There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at
    their
    local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how
    cold
    their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was
    the
    coldest, so they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo.

    They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and
    poured cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and
    fell onto the floor solid.

    "Not bad," said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was
    colder still.

    So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!"
    and
    took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big
    lump
    and fell to the floor.

    "Wow, that's colder than mine!" said the first Eskimo.

    But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up
    at
    the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the
    bedroom,
    threw back the thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of
    ice
    there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a match under it. When
    it
    heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT!"
     
  2. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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