Cold in FLA, Not Chicago!

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by ysr_racer, Jan 10, 2010.

  1. ysr_racer


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    Dec 28, 2001
    Happily in So. Cal.
    60 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats.
    Chicago people sunbathe.

    50 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Chicago people plant gardens.

    40 degrees - Italian cars will not start.
    Chicago people drive with the windows down.

    32 degrees - Distilled water freezes.
    Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.

    20 degrees - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
    Chicago people go out for to rent some videos

    10 degrees - People in Miami cease to exist.
    Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.

    0 degrees - Hollywood CA disintegrates.
    Chicago people get out their winter coats.

    - 20 degrees: New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
    Chicago Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

    - 40 degrees: Polar Bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
    Chicago Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    - 80 degrees: Mount St Helen's freezes.
    Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets really cold.

    - 100 degrees: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

    - 460 degrees: All atomic motion stops.
    Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

    500 degrees below zero- Hell Freezes Over.
    The Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl!!! (again)