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Cold enough for you?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ithaca_deerslayer, Mar 7, 2003.

  1. ithaca_deerslayer

    ithaca_deerslayer

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    60 above zero:
    Texans turn on the heat.
    People in Maine plant gardens.

    50 above zero:
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    People in Biddeford Maine sunbathe.

    40 above zero:
    Italian & English cars won't start.
    People in Portland Maine drive with the windows down.

    32 above zero:
    Distilled water freezes.
    Ends swimming season in Maine.

    20 above zero:
    Texans put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
    People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt.

    15 above zero:
    NC landlords finally turn up the heat.
    People in Kennebunk Maine have the last cookout before it gets cold.

    Zero:
    People in Miami all die.
    People in Maine close the windows.

    10 below zero:
    Californians fly away to Mexico.
    People in Maine get out their winter coats.

    25 below zero:
    Texas disintegrates.
    The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies door to door.

    40 below zero:
    Washington, DC runs out of hot air.
    People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors.

    100 below zero:
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Maine people get frustrated because they can't start the Mini-Van.

    460 blow zero:
    ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale).
    Maine public schools may close.

    500 below zero:
    Hell freezes over.
    People in Maine start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
     
  2. chip00

    chip00

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    Change Maine to Canada and I would believe it.